I love when dogs and cats just let you pat the shit out of them and they enjoy it so much. Like yeah dude real quick I just need to play you like a bongo and they’re like god yes I’ve been waiting for someone to play me like a bongo
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SweatCoin Shitshow
Hi. Last week you might have seen posts about me talking about how you could earn side cash with sweatcoin. I thought this was too good to be true, but I went along with it anyway to see where it would go. Mainly to see if they would stay true to their word. I also saw other popular bloggers promoting it such as @itsagifnotagif
I’m a college student that’s really hurting for money at the moment and so I thought maybe I could get something out of this.
I was quickly labeled a sweatcoin influencer, having many people downloaded the app. It’s a free app, so no harm no foul. But then as the “influencer market” opened up to me and as more of their products got cycled through it became obvious where its flaws were, but I could not have IMAGINED the shitshow this would turn out to be. I’m actually waiting to see how this will play out, now.
Let’s get this shit show started!!!

They claim you can purchase something with sweatcoins you earn while walking but then they try to make you pay OUTRAGEOUS shipping fees. They had a “deal” on their OWN merchandise saying that you could get a free tee shirt for like 5 sweatcoins. Fine. Easy enough. Except, fuck you, you have to pay $12 shipping. Which is just the price of the shirt. It’s a scam. And then they have the AUDACITY to claim that orders over $25 get free shipping - and the merch shirt is marketed at a $28 value - doesn’t apply for their free shipping, of course.

And on to product 2: DietSensor
I had absolutely no interest in this product but decided to see how far I could go on just sweatcoin. Turns out not far.

The app is extremely disorganized. It’s almost impossible for me to add meals and I have yet to find out how to add things like steps or workouts. If a food isn’t in the catalogue you have to enter the amount of food you ate manually and it’s a nightmare. The manual method has an extremely limited number of options for size and weight. It won’t allow you to add a meal without entering the protein, calories, carbs, and lipids. Do you know how many food labels include the number of “lipids” on them? None! Because you have to do your own research on what lipids even are, so you better take notes! The scale and then “food analyzer” whatever is RIDICULOUSLY overpriced at $200. This is a mess.
TL;DR sweatcoin played me like a fucking fiddle so I’ll drag them to the depths of hell.
I look forward to reading their future endeavors to filth. Stay tuned.
SweatCoin Shitshow
Hi. Last week you might have seen posts about me talking about how you could earn side cash with sweatcoin. I thought this was too good to be true, but I went along with it anyway to see where it would go. Mainly to see if they would stay true to their word. I also saw other popular bloggers promoting it such as @itsagifnotagif
I’m a college student that’s really hurting for money at the moment and so I thought maybe I could get something out of this.
I was quickly labeled a sweatcoin influencer, having many people downloaded the app. It’s a free app, so no harm no foul. But then as the “influencer market” opened up to me and as more of their products got cycled through it became obvious where its flaws were, but I could not have IMAGINED the shitshow this would turn out to be. I’m actually waiting to see how this will play out, now.
Let’s get this shit show started!!!

They claim you can purchase something with sweatcoins you earn while walking but then they try to make you pay OUTRAGEOUS shipping fees. They had a “deal” on their OWN merchandise saying that you could get a free tee shirt for like 5 sweatcoins. Fine. Easy enough. Except, fuck you, you have to pay $12 shipping. Which is just the price of the shirt. It’s a scam. And then they have the AUDACITY to claim that orders over $25 get free shipping - and the merch shirt is marketed at a $28 value - doesn’t apply for their free shipping, of course.

And on to product 2: DietSensor
I had absolutely no interest in this product but decided to see how far I could go on just sweatcoin. Turns out not far.

The app is extremely disorganized. It’s almost impossible for me to add meals and I have yet to find out how to add things like steps or workouts. If a food isn’t in the catalogue you have to enter the amount of food you ate manually and it’s a nightmare. The manual method has an extremely limited number of options for size and weight. It won’t allow you to add a meal without entering the protein, calories, carbs, and lipids. Do you know how many food labels include the number of “lipids” on them? None! Because you have to do your own research on what lipids even are, so you better take notes! The scale and then “food analyzer” whatever is RIDICULOUSLY overpriced at $200. This is a mess.
TL;DR sweatcoin played me like a fucking fiddle so I’ll drag them to the depths of hell.
I look forward to reading their future endeavors to filth. Stay tuned.
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