Ex Astris Scientia — Had a dick appointment tonight and he was a...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Had a dick appointment tonight and he was a relationship coach from the Congo and he was like “why are you out hoeing around” and I told him because my bf dumped me and he was like “you love him? Name one thing he’s done for you” and I couldn’t name a single thing he’s done out of pure selflessness and by this point I’m crying and he’s like “see? Don’t let that man back into your life. You deserve better” and god I wasn’t expecting that but I needed it