Ex Astris Scientia — time smells bad.

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
coweggomelet
garbage-empress

time smells bad.

chrome--horse

what Synesthetic bullcrap is this now

garbage-empress

Listen

I accidentally leave the milk out overnight.

Milk smells bad the next day.

Why does milk smell bad?

Time gets in it.

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@ryanthecynic

tag screenshot: #ancient greek philosophyALT
larckla

Just realised this implies that a fridge cancels or slows time down

garbage-empress

As a simple experiment I will put some plutonium in my refrigerator and see if it decays slower, brb

garbage-empress

The results are in!


I have radiation poisoning!

lastvalyrian

this time it’s the opposite of Greek philosophy because you used the scientific method

derinthescarletpescatarian

Conclusion: the scientific method gives people radiation poisoning