27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
i think i want a glass packer, it would give me an edge and add a lot of danger to my mundane life
dance too hard in the club and my dick flies out of my pant and shatters all over the floor
Killed on the dancefloor by cock shrapnel
Born with a glass dick and paper balls
Man at the bar on Saturday night, Craigville, Minnesota in 1937
Nothing like a ice cold drink after a long day
They. They forgor
They were opened in AUGUST 2001. Oh my god. That's both hilarious and tragic.
Big fan of Marsβ lumpy lads
Phobos and Deimos!!
