Anonymous asked:
are you... are y,, are u gonna answer that,, uh. that question about the ,uh,, spaceship?? and uhm,, yk, who uh,. got. hm,, yk!?
kaijuno answered:
I do know but it’s classified
This is one of the funniest things that has ever been posted on this website
If it's true, you have the knowledge of gods, knowledge that could send society into an uproar a la "Nancy Reagan, Blowjob Queen"
If you're fucking with us and you don't have any such knowledge and this is just a bit, then it's one of the funniest lies ever told.
Thank you Tumblr user kaijuno
First person to get sucked silly in space was-
