Ask me to walk on fucking water Malborn
i wanna mod skyrim so todd howard is there as a merchant but hes just trying to sell you skyrim again
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Bruh @skyrim-hates-her
same tho
Y’all inspired me. I couldn’t not stay up till 2 am hacking together this mod.
YOOOOOO
The “how many planks can you replace in a boat before it’s not the same boat anymore” puzzle, except “how many mods can you install on Skyrim before you’re not playing Skyrim anymore”
The Skyrim of Theseus is my favorite philosophical quandary.
Fun fact: you can play the entirety of Fallout 3 inside a mod of New Vegas. It’s called A Tale of Two Wastelands and it’s the best way to play Fallout 3.
The “how many planks can you replace in a boat before it’s not the same boat anymore” puzzle, except “how many mods can you install on Skyrim before you’re not playing Skyrim anymore”
The Skyrim of Theseus is my favorite philosophical quandary.
Fun fact: you can play the entirety of Fallout 3 inside a mod of New Vegas. It’s called A Tale of Two Wastelands and it’s the best way to play Fallout 3.
The “how many planks can you replace in a boat before it’s not the same boat anymore” puzzle, except “how many mods can you install on Skyrim before you’re not playing Skyrim anymore”
The Skyrim of Theseus is my favorite philosophical quandary.
Fun fact: you can play the entirety of Fallout 3 inside a mod of New Vegas. It’s called A Tale of Two Wastelands and it’s the best way to play Fallout 3.
So apparently in Skyrim, if you just eat all your stolen items in between the “wait I know you” and actually getting arrested, the guard will just… walk away???
I LEGITIMATELY DOWNLOADED AND INSTALLED SKYRIM JUST TO TEST THIS.
I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING AFTERWARDS.
You do know you can just… keep walking, right? Also why are you only stealing food items???
1) it’s not about the fact that you can keep walking
2) it’s not about playing properly only stealing food
It’s about CAN YOU, if your only stolen items are food, eat them all and get out of being arrested. The answer is yes.
If you’re trying to make this into some sort of logic or reason thing you are not playing Skyrim correctly my dude.
It’s about the mental image of a guard starting to apprehend you, watching you devour three cheese wheels in like half a second (presumably looking him dead in the eyes as you do), and deciding that he is not getting paid enough to deal with this bullshit.
I’m absolutely not against robits in the home, I think the possibilities are really cool but like… Alright actually, here’s a side by side comparison:
Alexa can play Skyrim tho
Damn you’re right.
I’m on mobile can somebody add that as a point for Roomba.
here you go
Roomba creates maps of the inside of your house
You’re like the 400th person to add this so:
This is the outline of my bedroom, with approximate furniture. Information I might not want handed out to the government or corporations or whatever. Not even including dubious terrain like rugs and clutter:
Here’s what a roomba, at floor level, with clutter and obstructions and stuff-under-stuff might be able to ‘map’ as navigable area:
This is completely useless to anybody except people developing robot vaccuums who might want diagnostic data. This isn’t even close to the level of Alexa’s microphone bollocks. Hit Alexa with a hammer, Roomba is… Safe, for now.
I saw the red and blue and my first response was “Roomba is using this sensitive information for GERRYMANDERING purposes”
SWAT team, bursting into your room, having been briefed with detailed Roomba-collected maps: *avoids difficult rug*
Things I Include In My D&D Games That My Players Don't Know About
- If they hold a wooden bowl and walk into a locked door, they'll phase through it like it's Skyrim
- If they attempt to jump backwards up a set of stairs, with a high enough dex roll, they will launch up the stairs, through the roof, and into the upper atmosphere
- There is an Anti-Tarrasque.
- Trolls have 12 different blood colors, with only 2 existing in aquatic troll varieties.
- If they enter a new area fast enough, they can catch the birds flying without moving anywhere.
- Trees DON'T make sounds when they fall and no one's around, there's just no one around that can prove that
- Lazer guns exist, they're just shy
- If you get knocked prone on a sloped surface, there is a 1% chance of clipping into the terrain
- There's a 1% chance of the textures in someone's face not loading correctly
