Aw he’s just looking for love
This Anaconda reboot looks great.
My foster kitten
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is trying
to steal
my beer.
Guys…
Please…
turn the sound on and watch my friends foster kitten yell at her because she won’t let her develop an alcohol addiction.
I love Jocelyn the kitten.
Omg precios baby 😭
Jocelyn just wants to get sloshed 😂😭😭
isnt it like a thing that cats go BUCK FUCKIN WILD for yeast and yeast by products
This is why nutritional yeast is added to almost every cat food for flavor, cats love yeast by-products more than their own mothers.
Teen Boat: an Epic
so I was in my high school library when I found this fucking book
the angst of being a teen… the thrill of being a boat
it’s literally animorphs but he turns into a fucking boat i’m
he doesn’t even turn into the boat he just kinda folds inside of one
doctor this is the worst case of yaoi hands we’ve ever seen
and if you think this is bad wait until you see the concept art for his transformation
option 1) he turns into the Crabman. he ejects into the stratosphere
option 2) HIS NECK FUCKIN SNAPS AND HIS NOSE EXTENDS TO BECOME THE MAST I THOUGHT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A CHILDREN’S BOOK
teen boat also has a diverse cast of characters including
mary columbus sue, a european exchange student. exotic
Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way
is that fuckin eminem
Not-How-Trousers-Work Girl
PUT IT. BACK
yes she us eating a whole babbage
and then there’s also the point in the book where the tone does a complete 180
excuse me what the fuck
is this loss.jpg
jesus
WAIT A SECOND HE’S BEING TREATED BY FUCKING DOCTOR BLACKJACK
id like to point out that john green is a coauthor
had a dream last night that i couldn’t stop talking in an australian accent and then i got deported to australia and they couldn’t figure out where i was from bc im american and my australian accent is built from different regions in australia via various media y’know and anyway they decided i was from alternate dimension brisbane
In 1898 Nikola Tesla once tricked an entire crowd into believing they could control a toy boat by shouting commands - he had in fact invented Radio Control and was piloting the boat himself.
Man invents something incredible and immediately uses it to screw with people.
Chaotic neutral
The “how many planks can you replace in a boat before it’s not the same boat anymore” puzzle, except “how many mods can you install on Skyrim before you’re not playing Skyrim anymore”
The Skyrim of Theseus is my favorite philosophical quandary.
Fun fact: you can play the entirety of Fallout 3 inside a mod of New Vegas. It’s called A Tale of Two Wastelands and it’s the best way to play Fallout 3.
This gives me so much fucking anxiety, please kitty keep limbs in the boat
Worry not! This kitty is a bengal!
They’re notorious water lovers and enjoy swimming. Even if he fell in, he’d probably be pretty stoked
*edit: plus it looks like whoever is holding the camera also has the leash looped under that metal bar to catch him if he leans too far
Ma'am your cat is leaking out your boat MA'AM
Always look at the ears!
That cat is fully engaged and is comfortable being there! He’s very excited, so this may be a pretty new thing for him, but he’s not scared. See how his eyes are very wide, taking it all in, but his ears aren’t to the sides, or swiveling? They’re pointed straight ahead, oriented in the direction he’s facing, and ever so slightly out, maybe picking up some sound reflections from the water? It must be very neat for him to experience! He trails his paws in the water so he can feel it (that water is very calm and cats can’t see water very well, he’s probably trying to feel where and how deep it is). (That’s my opinion, anyhow, I’m not an expert, just had buttloads of cats.)
And his owner does seem to have put him on a short enough lead that if he fell in, his head would still be above water and he’d be fine. Although, as the above commenter stated, he’s a Bengal, the leash is probably there to keep him from going in on purpose.
The “how many planks can you replace in a boat before it’s not the same boat anymore” puzzle, except “how many mods can you install on Skyrim before you’re not playing Skyrim anymore”
The Skyrim of Theseus is my favorite philosophical quandary.
Fun fact: you can play the entirety of Fallout 3 inside a mod of New Vegas. It’s called A Tale of Two Wastelands and it’s the best way to play Fallout 3.
I think it’s cute that on facebook, when you make a public post, the little globe icon is turned to whatever your location setting is.
Like here’s a screenshot from an australian person of an australian page
and here’s one from me, who lives in north america
idk its just a little thing i think is cute