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one giant leap for goblinkind
what the fuck does ‘known as the goblin’ mean in the context of ‘discovered’ here. did they just ask the next planet over what it’s called and the resident aliens were like ‘no idea dude he’s pretty quiet so we don’t know but we just call him The Goblin and it’s cool’
Local Goblin Babby Annoys Grandmother
why is everyone on 4chan a fucking inhuman goblin creature why dont they have normal proportions
racism poisoning
Look at my goblin daughter
i found out that Britney Spears songs are used to scare off pirates in Somalia
“These guys can’t stand Western culture or music, making Britney’s hits perfect,” Owens said. The music is blasted at extremely high volumes, with the speakers aimed directly at the pirates so the ship’s crew doesn’t have to deal with the ear-splitting tunes, according to the Mirror.
imagine chilling in your boat with your fellow Somali pirates and all of a sudden the 2003 pop hit “Toxic” starts blasting and your eardrums are shredded by the violin and all you can understand is pain
Some little beastie named Marvin escaped outside for zoomies
Anonymous asked:
Same like I’m nice to babies and little kids because it’s not their fault that they’re young and suck at everything and I don’t have to take care of or clean up after them
