september 8, 2022
YES SHE DID
27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
Elden Ring (2022, Hidetaka Miyazaki, Sept 8th Edition)
[ID: a screenshot in Elden Ring edited so Queen Elizabeth just died to a giant crab /end ID]
[transcript: #god these memes mutate quickly /end ID]
Thanks for transcribing!
Prince Philip and Queen Elizabeth share the same great great grandmother
who on earth coined the stereotype that girls are obsessed with changing clothes i’ve been wearing the same t shirt and pajama pants for two days now and the same bra for like three
OOH OOH I KNOW THIS ONE! so in the elizabethan era queen elizabeth couldn’t appear like she was having That Time of the Month in front of the male members of her court, and you bet your ass if she had to remain in the public eye while she was bleeding from the snatch then the rest of the female courtiers did too. because they didn’t have handy dandy tampons back in the day, they would basically shove a rag down there and inevitably bleed onto the inner layers of their clothes. she what did they do? changed clothes. about eight times a day to be precise, and they did that all month long, so none of the delicate male constitutions would be offended by unseen yet implied bloody lady parts. this is part of why fashion was such a huuuuuge cultural item (and the secondhand clothing industry was such a huge part of society) because they had to appear like they were just doing it out of vanity/showing off their wealth. this became pretty much the standard mode of behavior for ladies who had to be out and about during shark week, right up until some nurses realized that the specialized gauze pads they used to plug up bullet wounds would work great for other such bleeding holes.
so yeah if you were wondering why dudes think women change their clothes a lot its because they don’t understand periods.
It always comes down to men not being able to handle periods
you’ve got a warm heart and a beautiful brain
but it’s disintegrating from all the medicine
[listen]
01. medicine - daughter // 02. shock to your system - tegan and sarah // 03. butterflies and hurricanes - muse // 04. maps + charts - edmund // 05. genius next door - regina spektor // 06. england - the national // 07. stop and stare - onerepublic // 08. numb - marina & the diamonds // 09. countdown - phoenix // 10. trapdoor - twenty one pilots // 11. for heaven’s sake - thriving ivory // 12. hospital beds - cold war kids
So over the summer I found this vinyl and I’ve never played it before until now and
Its fucking terrifying. It starts off with a countdown and then rocketship noises and then train noises and there’s an ole timey narrator kind of leading you thorough it with “okay so this is mono, and now THIS is stereo!” And after the first song bit there’s audio recording of different environments and it’s walking you though this “grand new invention! Stereophonic sound!”
TFA Countdown - Favourite Cast Member.
@markhamill: Borrowed my daughter’s car & was driving it for the 1st time. Please excuse my admittedly poor door-opening skills.
I can’t stop thinking about this video it’s haunting me ,,,
i was expecting “fuck tha police” or “damn it feels good to be a gangster” not some shitty kazoo version of “the final countdown”
LMFAOO watch this please
Omg
I thought it was gonna be some stupid edit but wow this is oscar worthy
THE FUCKING COUNTDOWN LMFAOOOOOO
I can’t stop watching
honestly..just watch