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carrie fisher's mother just died :c
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saw this cursed “furbinomicon” on fb
Cursed image
who cursed this family
- After Henry’s death, his younger brother Charles becomes heir apparent and is crowned King Charles I in 1625.
- Charles I is unpopular with the English Puritans for a number of reasons, including his marriage to a Catholic. Many of them emigrate to America, including Mary Folger in 1635.
- Folger settles in Massachusetts and her grandson, Benjamin Franklin, is born there in 1706.
- Franklin travels to Philadelphia in 1722, and finds work with Samuel Keimer, founder of the Pennsylvania Gazette. Franklin purchases the business from Keimer in 1729.
- Under Franklin, the Gazette becomes one of the most popular newspapers in America. In 1821, it is rebranded as the Saturday Evening Post.
- In 1927, the Post prints a cartoon from 23 year old illustrator Theodor Geisel. Encouraged by this success, Geisel moves to New York City that same year, and becomes a published cartoonist.
- Geisel takes the pen name of Dr Seuss and publishes the children’s book, The Lorax, in 1971.
- The Lorax is adapted into a feature film in 2012, gains a following on tumblr, and we all know what transpires.
how do people figure out things like this
It’s easy when you work backwards start with Seuss then look for information that could be funny
March 24, 2023, at 2:07 p.m. PORTLAND, Ore. (AP) — Walter C. Cole, better known as the iconic drag queen who performed for decades as Darcelle XV, has died of natural causes in Portland, Oregon.
holy shit
transcription: “dude if he fucks up mac and che- … GARFIELD? GARFIELD!? NO! WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? BEEL GATES? NO, wuh-WAIT, THAT’S MY GAMECUBE YOU BITCH!!!! huoAHWHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!? hWAIT NO GARFIELD IS ON FIRE… DIO! NO! WH
Im trying to figure out what fucking part of the world this persons accent is from that they say certain words (BEEL GATES??) The way they do who IS this???
Vinesauce Joel. He’s from Sweden. He’s famous for those “Windows XP Destruction” videos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9DST-6jIBU
He was the voice of Grand Dad
Oh of course how could I have forgotten Grand Dad
holy shit
transcription: “dude if he fucks up mac and che- … GARFIELD? GARFIELD!? NO! WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? BEEL GATES? NO, wuh-WAIT, THAT’S MY GAMECUBE YOU BITCH!!!! huoAHWHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!? hWAIT NO GARFIELD IS ON FIRE… DIO! NO! WH
holy shit
transcription: “dude if he fucks up mac and che- … GARFIELD? GARFIELD!? NO! WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? BEEL GATES? NO, wuh-WAIT, THAT’S MY GAMECUBE YOU BITCH!!!! huoAHWHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!? hWAIT NO GARFIELD IS ON FIRE… DIO! NO! WH
The transcript could not have possibly prepared me for the actual video
07/23/83
WHAT???? I NEED CONTEXT
Dude there are 6 Garfield strips that explain Garfield is actually an abandoned cat dying alone of starvation in an apartment and all the food and friends are in their head.
UR JOKING
What the fuck
Incorrect. Jim Davis has gone on record saying that the Halloween strips were a nightmare. This is also supported by OUR Garfield being canonically Garfield’s overall 8th Life.
As told in “Garfield: His 9 Lives”, Garfiled was born behind an Italian Resturant, was caught eating the Lasagna, was placed in the same pet shop as Odie (Who was established as being Garfield’s eternal rival through all his lives), and was adopted by Jon. Garfield will live long enough to see his GrandKittens.
Also, as for Garfield’s amazing powers that you constantly see here and elsewhere?
That’s what God looks like at the beginning of “Garfield: His 9 Lives”.
Garfield is, canonically, an Avatar of God.
Garfield is an eldritch being, pass it on!
no really what the fuck
holy shit
transcription: “dude if he fucks up mac and che- … GARFIELD? GARFIELD!? NO! WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? BEEL GATES? NO, wuh-WAIT, THAT’S MY GAMECUBE YOU BITCH!!!! huoAHWHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!? hWAIT NO GARFIELD IS ON FIRE… DIO! NO! WH
Im trying to figure out what fucking part of the world this persons accent is from that they say certain words (BEEL GATES??) The way they do who IS this???
Vinesauce Joel. He’s from Sweden. He’s famous for those “Windows XP Destruction” videos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9DST-6jIBU