beware the ides of march, thot
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My mom’s birthday is the ides of march and mine is 2 days later on st patrick’s day and I was talking to a friend of mine about it the other day and said “oh my mom’s birthday is 2 days before mine” but she must have heard “my mom was born 2 days before me” because it took me about 5 minutes to explain to a full grown adult that birthdays happen every year and that my mother just so happened to be celebrating hers for 30 years before me
The Ides of March are come...
Aye, Caesar, but not gone.
He was investigated by the secret service for this joke
Which makes it SO much funnier
the ides of march
caesar: let me see what you guys have
the senators: A KNIFE!!!
caesar: nO
(walking into a senate house) wow haha the ides of march is today huh? sure would be a SHAME if anyone STABBED me 23 times ;)
Man at the bar on Saturday night, Craigville, Minnesota in 1937
