Had another weird dream again with all of my coworkers except we were scientists and the military wanted our science shit to make weapons and this asshole military general was berating us for not giving over our science stuff and was calling my boss a cunt and stuff and like. Military general was typical buff scaryman and I am 5′2 but I just marched up and decked him and he was taken so off guard he challenged me to a 3 round fight and I proceeded to destroy his ass every round in some sort of knowledge triumphs over fear trope

tbh I think true platonic love is when u have a bad dream abt one of your friends and you snapchat him at 3:18 am with “I had a bad dream where you died so please don’t be died” and 4 minutes later you get a snapchat back that says “don’t worry friend I am not died”

During my nap I had a dream that I was a stagehand for a Chris Fleming and Neil Cicierega comedy tour and their brand of humor was just so fucking incomprehensible to anyone at all except maybe you tumblr weirdos like they had a bit where Chris made Neil come back out on stage and was like “let me see those tears!” in a voice like he was talking to a child and then he had Neil put his leg up on the stool and he started pointing out the lack of tears/holes in his jeans and the crowd was going fucking nuts and in another bit Neil was like listing his “top 10 rules” except all of his rules were frozen foods. Number 3 was frozen pie and that was a particular hit with the crowd for some reason.

I had a dream last night where Onision was harassing me and trying to get me to go out with him and y’all on here were telling me to date him for the clout I hate all of you

I’m having covid stress dreams but at least last nights dream was about how my cat was a little Doctor and we wished him a good day as we let him out of quarantine in his little Doctor coat and stethoscope to go work at the hospital