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Jack Black photographed by Martin Schoeller
ONCE AGAIN. DIONYSUS.
everything about this image is amazing. the discarded clothes. his hair in curlers. the orchid. the scope. the wiener dog. the single exposed nipple.
Prison guards: Iroh? Escape? Ha! That weak, senile old man couldn’t escape if we rolled a red carpet to the door!
Iroh alone in his cell:
I saw the video and thought "that guy looks like Jack Black", then I scrolled down to read that. Yup, sure was Jack Black. Also yes, the above is actually true, his mother Judith Love Cohen did indeed help create the abort-guidance system that rescued the Apollo 13 astronauts.
Wait does this mean people are unfamiliar with this iconic post
jack black is literally the only human that never needs any context for me. I could see him going anywhere and doing anything. like if i got abducted by aliens and saw him just wandering around the spaceship putting bugle chips on his fingers to make it look like he has claws i would be like ‘that’s some classic jack black right there’ and not even question it
Oh yeah man get it nice mo- JACK BLACK?!?!
Y'all know for a FACT that Jack Black eats pussy like a god
[description: jack black, wearing a red shirt, red pants, cowboy boots, a cowboy hat, and a suede fringe jacket, walks in a very exaggerated manner down some stairs. he kicks his feet out and flaps his arms up and down, so the fringe on his jacket makes a loud noise when he moves. he turns around and goes back up the stairs in the same manner, before lifting his hat and saying “yeehaw!”]
Remember that movie in which Jack Black was a teacher and building a rock band and when a little black chubby girl asked to be a singer he only said “sure! let me hear you” and the moment she started using her beautiful voice his lit up like all of his dreams came true, PLUS the same little girl was scared that people would make fun of her because she was fat and he started listing awesome singers with some weight on and included himself and told her that people wouldn’t laugh because she is awesome at what she does and that is all that matters PLUS that it’s ok to enjoy food?
Also, when a little boy asked to be the band’s stylist he just said “sure, go ahead fancy pants” like, there wasn’t a single second of questioning it, he went into “ok, that will be your position then” right away
That fucking movie is an hour and a half of Jack Black teaching kids to love themselves disregarding all of the stereotypes
And don’t forget the Asian guy said he shouldn’t be in the band because he thought he wasn’t “cool enough”. Jack Black didn’t miss a beat by making up a secret handshake between he and the kid.and telling him he’s amazing at what he does playing the piano. After that the Asian kid even stood up for himself against a bully.
And he put the violent kid with anger issues on drums and let him constructively work out his aggression.
School of Rock is fab basically
Remember that movie in which Jack Black was a teacher and building a rock band and when a little black chubby girl asked to be a singer he only said “sure! let me hear you” and the moment she started using her beautiful voice his lit up like all of his dreams came true, PLUS the same little girl was scared that people would make fun of her because she was fat and he started listing awesome singers with some weight on and included himself and told her that people wouldn’t laugh because she is awesome at what she does and that is all that matters PLUS that it’s ok to enjoy food?
Also, when a little boy asked to be the band’s stylist he just said “sure, go ahead fancy pants” like, there wasn’t a single second of questioning it, he went into “ok, that will be your position then” right away
That fucking movie is an hour and a half of Jack Black teaching kids to love themselves disregarding all of the stereotypes
And don’t forget the Asian guy said he shouldn’t be in the band because he thought he wasn’t “cool enough”. Jack Black didn’t miss a beat by making up a secret handshake between he and the kid.and telling him he’s amazing at what he does playing the piano. After that the Asian kid even stood up for himself against a bully.
And he put the violent kid with anger issues on drums and let him constructively work out his aggression.
School of Rock is fab basically
this is like saying the titanic reboot won’t have the titanic
I’d love to say “I’m not watching this” but i see Jack Black dressed like a Safari Man and I can feel my wallet struggling to open inside my jeans
please help theres nothing in there but cobwebs and a single canadian quarter I cannot afford this
I’m sorry I can’t. No Robin Williams, no board games, wtf is the point of this shit?
I hate these kinds of headlines: technically correct, but (intentionally?) misleading.
I haven’t read this particular article, but I have been following the coverage coming out of CinemaCon. No, this reboot (which is implied to be a straight-up sequel, like Jurassic World) does not involve the same magical board game from the Robin Williams flick. Instead, the heroes (four high school stereotypes) get sucked into a cursed video game, and have to fight their way through the jungle while trapped inside the bodies of the playable characters they selected.
So it’s not just Jack Black dressed like a Safari Man. It’s Jack Black playing a “popular girl” inhabiting the digital avatar of a Safari Man. It’s not the exact same premise as the original, but I think it captures the spirit of it. And it’s not like Jumanji is some cinematic sacred cow (as much as I loved it when it was first released)–at worst, this one’ll be a guilty pleasure.
Tl;dr: Don’t trust super vague headlines. In fact, can glaring omissions be considered libel?
This actually isn’t even a reboot, it’s being classified as a sequel from the information I found. Hell, it’s also called Jumanji 2.
Idk about you guys but I’m so down for this???
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