27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
thinking abt how fucked up steam engine boiler explosions can look. theyre just pipes under there
gives me the idea of a ghost/monster engine that looks normal, albeit a bit battered, only to swing their smokebox door open and a myriad of pipes come bursting out like fucked up tentacles
my cat,, sleeps in a ball in my arms when im at my desk,,,, nd tucks his head under my chin and chirps at me until i pet him to sleep,,,, i lov him so muc,h
She has 10 eggs omg how did her little body make so many eggs Iβm going to cry
Her bird husband keeps bringing her little green worms to eat and every time she hears him outside she does these happy little chirps ahhhhh
UPDATE: all ten eggs have hatched :)
UPDATE:
All ten babies are getting ready to fledge!!!
She has 10 eggs omg how did her little body make so many eggs Iβm going to cry
Her bird husband keeps bringing her little green worms to eat and every time she hears him outside she does these happy little chirps ahhhhh
UPDATE: all ten eggs have hatched :)
UPDATE:
All ten babies are getting ready to fledge!!!
my cat,, sleeps in a ball in my arms when im at my desk,,,, nd tucks his head under my chin and chirps at me until i pet him to sleep,,,, i lov him so muc,h
my other cat brings me socks for some reason and she has a special meow when she’s looking for someone to give her socks to and it’s become known as the “sock meow” and so whenever we hear it we call her to us and she proudly deposits her gift and trots away,, my cats are all so weird i love them so much
So I needed audio files of the 8 planets and Pluto for science reasons. Most of the planets emit flat, base-y, earth tone type sounds. Some have clicking sounds, but not out of the ordinary. Then… Then I get to the Saturn file. The noise Saturn makes can best be described as the distant screams of souls burning in hell. I’m serious. I’ve concluded that somewhere in the gaseous fogs of saturn is where Hell resides.
i have like a nearly photographic memory but only for like,,,,, creepy ass things. like i only remember something if recalling it is going to make me look like a fucking creep i feel like. a girl the other day lost her phone in my department and her and my coworker Dennis were looking for it and i was like “what’s going on? and Den was like “she lost her phone” and my creepy ass self was like “the white one? she handed it to her mother when she wanted to try out one of the bikes we have. her mother has it.” and the girl was like “no she gave it back i know it” but sure enough her mother came back in and was like “I have it I forgot you gave it to me when you wanted to try the bike out” and after the girl and her mom left dennis just looked at me and was like “holy shit jess”
X-Files Season 6 behind the scenes
they make the best aliens because little girls are fucking bizarre, nobody else can match that energy
In an interview he said that the boys always ended up breaking their costumes bc they would fight each other, but the girls Got. Into. Character. and were amazing creepy little aliens.
i always forget my grandma used to be a clown so it caught me the fuck off guard when she saw this
and no hesitation saying βoh itβs that creepy clown- oh heβs drinking thatβs against clown codeβ
1. ARE YOU NOT GOING TO EXPLAIN YOUR GRANDMA’S PAST CLOWN CAREER?
2. WHAT’S CLOWN CODE??????????????
Ok the Code of Ethics from the Clowns of America International is actually very reasonable and respectable
Well time to stop calling Tumblr dimwits clowns because even clowns have codes of decency
my mom calls my brother and I the ginger snaps because, despite not being biologically related whatsoever, we were born in the same place at roughly the same time and both have naturally red hair while no one else in the family does and we look like twins and you better believe we use that as an excuse to be creepy Siamese Fred-and-George havoc-wreaking twins
