You're not the victim when you're the person who cheated with a knowingly married man and posted a video to get your 5 minutes of fame. You're a narcissist
The Sorcerer and the White Snake (2011), dir. Tony Ching
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snezbians (snake lezbians)
I don’t know these gay snake ladies, but I support them
(-cough- Not snezbians in this story, actually sisters…but I am still hella down for gay snake ladies!)
Oh, wow, that’s cute.
No worries here at all! Kenyan sand boas are big diggers - this snake is trying to burrow in the glove and isn’t sure why it’s not working out so hot. They’ll figure it out eventually.
Anonymous asked:
that snake rhyme is cool, but be warned in other countries such as Australia a red and black snake is deadly (e.g. red bellied black snake)
Ye the rhyme isn’t 100% accurate
Anonymous asked:
red on yellow kill a fellow, red on black friend of jack! (the coral snake/milk snake rhyme! not the same anon i just wanted to share the rhyme in case peeps didn’t know it! and i agree snakes are awesome!)
I remember learning that in elementary school lol
The last thing my dream brain said to me before I woke up this morning was “Toblerone snake.”
So, uh… here you go.
snoblerone(snake toblerone)
Woodford (cat next to the vent), Leodore (brown snake), Lionheart (cat on stairs), Shogun (orange snake), Creole (dog), Raven (black ish cat), Nala (Siamese cat), and kittens!
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Snake? SNAKE? Saaaakkkeeee
alright folks, who's your weird regular? we have "snake guy" who always has a snake crawling on his arm (i've posted pics of it on here before)
yeah I don't think anything beats this one.
This clickbait is literally SO funny because while I get they wanted it to look intimidating, that's a fucking ringneck snake.
I guess it looks kind of scary if you dont know what it is. But the ringneck snake (called "southern ringneck" in Florida, where I live) is probably one of the most non-lethal and completely harmless snakes ever. They're not venomous, are nocturnal, and also....
ONLY GROW TO BE THIS FUCKING BIG. They're super tiny!!!! Adorable little things!!! They're just babies. And I love them with my whole heart.
How can you look at this thing, full grown and harmless, and be like "that thing is gonna kill me"? U can't. Is babie.
I fuxking love Ghost Adventures because dudebro Zak all hardcore will march his ass into demon houses and yell at the devil and provoke the shit out of the ghosts but his bitch ass is outtie at the mention of a snake