And got so far
27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
not to be dramatic but i would die for this cat
UNMUTE THIS, I BEG YOU
[Transcript:]
Cat: Arr-rar! (weird chirp noise)
Cat: [weird mechanical-sounding hiss]
Cat, while licking finger, in a very gravelly voice: Ah mlem-a-mlem-a-mlem-mlem-a-mlem-a-mlem… mrowr rowrrr…
Person holding camera: I love you.
Cat: [hisses]
how much is the cat??
Bitch?what the fuc
Where do I get that?
If someone finds out please share!
it’s called the Vamp Stamp https://www.instagram.com/the_vampstamp/
👁👁 😵 😶 😓
I just signed up for the newsletter so I know when it goes on sale.
From their facebook
“Did you know that The Vamp Stamp was created by the cofounder of beautyblender? It was also created out of a special need: our celebrity Makeup Artist founder, Veronica, lost the use of her hands due to a benign cervical spinal cord tumor and could no longer do makeup in the traditional way. This solution is made with love and strength for anyone who needs a little extra support accomplishing complicated makeup looks, for ANY
reason. Don’t let anyone - or anything - take your Vamp away.”
So it was created as a kind of accessibility device. I am so happy.
@halakha !!
BITCH!!!!
me when i see a fat cat: FAT CAT FAT CAT FAT CAT FAT CAT FAT CAT !!!
FAT CAT FAT CAT FAT CAT FAT CAT !!
so here’s a thought: who cares if food stamp recipients test positive for drugs. we still deserve food.
this has been the single most controversial post I’ve ever made and it’s literally just saying drug users deserve food lmao
“WELP”
35:14 if the time stamp don’t work
I’m proud to live in a world where the Furry fandom has positive representation in the form of a fursuiter being a world champion in one of the worlds biggest gaming tournaments.
more details: go1 has sort of a rivalry with sonicfox, they’re played before

additionally, sonicfox was once just an injustice champion, then a mkx champ, and whiny nerds said ‘stupid gay furry, play a REAL fighting game instead of this netherrealm trash’
and now he’s a competitive level player of pretty much every fighting game and the world champ of DBFZ, meaning all of the haters gots to shut the fuck up
also lets not forget this iconic piece of advice

A gay Black furry being the best fighting gamer (i believe he’s won tekken and injustice tournaments) is peak representation
What I expected moving to texas: oh hm, cowboy boot... steak..,? the ole' prairie. youve been invited to,come lasso a tumbleweed,! 'howdy there sherriff' as a tramp stamp tattoo. Sweet teA hp potion... country girls make do
What I got when I moved to texas: i cant really leave the house bc theres about 20-30 of these big blue crabs that came up from their underground tunnels bc of the wet and rainy weather all standing on the patio having a fucking clawnference meeting
Texas:*spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spa
this is so fucking funny jrbfgjkbjhfbg
The epitome of men is feeling so absurdly enraged by a woman having opinions about a thing he likes that he makes a near day long video about how mad he is about it.
The time stamp comparison really ties this together
that harley quinn “it was the voices <:3c” line from the suicide squad trailer feels like it belongs on a deviantart stamp with one of those pixel dolls with red hair and black lipstick (u know the ones)