Ex Astris Scientia — If you want my human card two out of the three...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Anonymous asked:

If you want my human card two out of the three times a girl lost their virginity to me it was a one night stand.

That’s just sad dude

Edit: I just did the math and I’m in the exact same fuckin boat fuck me