Anonymous asked:
Here's my human card, I smoke a lot but I've never ever payed for my own weed, at parties I pretend I've never smoked before and i flirtatiously ask men to teach me how to do it, they're always so honored to be the ones to teach a girl for the first time and then I get free blunts out of it
I should also note that I'm a lesbian
That’s not human card revoking that’s a hustle congratulations
