Ex Astris Scientia — One time when I was 12 I shit myself at a friends...

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One time when I was 12 I shit myself at a friends house, ducked into the wash behind all the houses, took off my pants and ditched them and walked bare assed to my house to shower. I was then stuck in my backyard for 10 minutes before my mom, furious, came out behind and sprayed me down with a hose.

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