Anonymous asked:
I once went down a slide at a waterpark and so much water shot up my ass because I wasn't sitting on the tube properly. The surprise enema was released into the pool at the end of the slide and I ran off to the showers. I came back to everyone assuming it had been a small child, including the lifeguards who had to evacuate the pool and close down that section of the waterpark.
Oh my goddddddd
