Ex Astris Scientia — To lighten things up, when I was like 6 I got food...

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To lighten things up, when I was like 6 I got food poisoning at some seafood restaurant by the coast but I had diarrhea at the same time, so I didn’t know whether to sit down or stand up when all that was happening. Which resulted in there being shit AND vomit on the bathroom floor. I feel sorry for whoever had to clean the bathrooms that day 😅

I had a roommate do that once in rehab