pissed myself waiting outside in line to get into the cafeteria at camp bc the lady wouldn’t open the door to let me go to the bathroom. i leaned against the railing of the stairs leading up to the cafeteria and just hoped no one would notice it trickling down my leg. When we were finally let in, I used toilet paper to dry myself and then sat on my towel (we’d just come from swimming) and ate lunch. I was like, 13 at the time. Fuck that old lady, man.