Anonymous asked:
[Nsfw, kink mention] Revoked human card reason: I'm a feedee and recently during a period where I was trying to gain weight some weirdo who basically sounded like he was trying to start a human cow cult hit me up so I scammed him out of McDonald's. Buddy, if you're out there, it's gonna take a whole more than $20 bucks to buy someone's eternal love and devotion.
LMAOO
