Ex Astris Scientia — My grandfather’s lawn had underground bees or...

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My grandfather’s lawn had underground bees or something. So he found one of the holes and poured gasoline into it. Once he had poured like half a tank, he had me throw little flaming cups of gas it the hole. There was a LOUD bang and a portion of the lawn caved in

I have an uncle like that whose solution to everything is explosions