dads jizz anon:

i feel you. that was me. except instead of the condom, i dug around my moms closet and found a bunch of vibrators. i used one of them.

but wait: it gets worse! i knew it was fucked up, but all i could think about was the fact that there was no other way i’d be able to get one. so i kept it hidden IN MY BACKPACK!!! She ended up going through my backpack and it ended in her screaming at me about it. The literal most uncomfortable situation of my entire life.