Revoked human card for being too horny for my own good.

Once i wanted to try anal as a teen with too much time on their hands. Didnt have anything so i used the handle of an old hair brush, and ended up giving myself what i now know is a fissure for it. Didnt wanna tell anyone so i spent a few weeks sneaking to doctors and pharmacies to get it figure out what it really was and get it treated so family didn't find out. Once they caught me and asked me what i was doing and i stupidly replied that i got the stuff for a friend who was embarrassed and ended up having a talk. But not about sex safety and all that, but instead about how i need to think about what kind of favors i was doing for friends since its "not appropriate" for me to being going to the pharmacy for them for their medicine and such.

Id say its a different L than what i was expecting