Ex Astris Scientia — My great great grandpa ate his wife (plus like 9...

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Anonymous asked:

My great great grandpa ate his wife (plus like 9 other people, maybe more) and everyone the family kept it a secret till literally 20 minutes ago. What the fuck is with my family-

kaijuconfessions answered:

one of my friends that i hung out with in hs, you can look this guy up, was cannibalized by his grinder date a year or two ago

actually here’s an article about it. yes the victim’s name is really Kevin Bacon