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god i miss pre porn ban tumblr days when you couldn’t browse tumblr in public because you’ll see some mutual’s dick pic. i think since banning porn we have gotten too brazen with our crown

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if i followed you before 2017 there’s a 20% chance i’ve seen your asshole and not your face and that’s how social media should be

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ok everyone thank you for sending pictures of your tiddies. i’m now at peace because i opened up my messages in class and a freshman frat boy saw the amount of tit pics i was getting and slapped me on the back.i am now one Of The Boys.

for the person that sent a picture of your feet: go to hell

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I’m literally so pissed one the lab’s machines stopped taking data and I’m the only one on my team in town right now so at fucking midnight guess who gets to get out of bed and drive to the lab in sub zero temperatures to go to a cold ass lab because we have to keep the machines at 4K and make sure this 3 million dollar piece of fucking ice garbage idiot machine hasn’t killed itself I’m so pissed I’m livid

the room isn't 4K the machine has coolant running through it to keep it 4K but it's still cold as shit in the lab
Look at this graphic I made when I was drunk that I decided to use because I was too lazy to make another one. I’m almost at 10k followers!! So I decided to make a follow forever! You might notice it looks a lot like the 5k follow forever, and that’s...

Look at this graphic I made when I was drunk that I decided to use because I was too lazy to make another one.

I’m almost at 10k followers!! So I decided to make a follow forever! You might notice it looks a lot like the 5k follow forever, and that’s because the 5k one is only about a month an a half old, which is crazy!!

Anyway:

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My apologies if I missed someone! I love all of you <3

!!! follow forever

I’m using my stepdad’s car to get to work because I can’t afford a car. The reason I got the job was so I could get an apartment upstate so I could do research for the university. I’m going to be making around 3k over the summer. Half of that goes to the apartment. 1k of that goes to a car I’m going to be buying at the end of the summer. That leaves me $500 for 9 months of food, books, and necessities. My step dad now thinks that because I’m using his car, and have a job, I can buy groceries for the family. With the remaining $500 of my budget. He doesn’t fucking understand that literally every round of groceries I buy for the family means meals that I have to skip at university and he has the fucking nerve to be angry at me for being “””””selfish””””” and not wanting to throw my god damned money at him and his fucking kids.

Someone just tried to drag me for not being poor because I have my own apartment and don’t live in the dorms like “a normal poor person” (??) like first of all you’re probably still in high school and have no idea about how finances work but also: dorms for 9 months cost me 16k (thank god for scholarships). My apartment, for 12 months, costs me 3k.

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