27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
haley-bird asked:
For the doppelganger stuff; apparently there was this girl who had an almost identical first+last name (Kaley instead of Haley) who looked exactly like me. It was a little weird at the library and stuff. But one day at the allergist after getting my shots I noticed the tray had her name and not mine. I thought it was just a spelling error until I went into full fucking anaphylaxis and almost died.
jesus christ
today’s very important post
THAT BOBCAT LOVES THAT BOY
He’s scent marking the hell outta that boy. So this is basically the equivalent of him saying “MINE, MINE, MINE, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine!”
I love how in the third gif he dies that little wave of his paw like “C’MERE YOU”
That was my cat does, he’ll rub and groom the heck out of me
THIS WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THIS WEBSITE
I bookmarked this months ago and it still makes me laugh until I can’t breathe
IT’S BACK
I HONESTLY FORGOT THIS WAS THE FIRST VIDEO TO EVER MAKE ME CRY
Hungarian musician Boggie sits still and sings for her latest music video… So what makes it interesting?
As she performs, her video editor retouches her skin, hair, facial features, and lighting during the song so that by the end everything looks “right”…
(This is actually really cool: Source)
No seriously you need to watch this.
It’s worth the watch to see what a massive difference lighting, make up, hairstyling and image editing can do to a person. Shows anyone with access to all these things can look pretty damn great too, not just celebs.
my favorite thing to say as a reaction to stuff is “dear lord” i say it at least 10 times a day
mine is “oh jeez” . everyone reblog with your variation
pisscord asked:
doppelgänger stuff is wild, i was once casually scrolling through reddit and saw a picture of a girl who looked exactly like me and she was wearing the exact same sweater as i have and i was trying to figure out when/where i’d taken that photo and how it got posted for a solid 30 seconds. turns out some other friends of mine had also seen it but just assumed it was me. i still think about that girl, i wonder if she knows there’s another one of her out there
You have to fight her to become the alpha
Sia - Elastic Heart
It is sad to see such a backlash to Sia’s beautiful music video, “Elastic Heart.” People are calling it “pedophilia” and saying it is disturbing seeing a man and a child dance together, seemingly naked, in a “sexual” manner. I think the saddest part about these allegations is how conditioned many people’s brains have become to hypersexualized music videos. When other artists perform some sort of fellatio on inanimate objects, no one is outraged because we are so overexposed to sex, but when raw human emotions and interactions come out, it obviously has to do with sex. Many people can’t see any form of body contact, whether it is modern dance or symbolism for a father embracing their child, as anything other than sexual. When I watched this video I saw these animalistic features in two people trapped in a literal and figurative cage. The girl could escape, but the man could not. After I looked up the meaning behind the video, I saw that Sia’s father had dissociative identity disorder, formerly known as multiple personality disorder, and it was something both she and he struggled with emotionally and seemingly physically. Also, Sia said herself the two dancers represent two sides of herself at war. To dismiss someones painful memories as being lecherous because of something so simple and natural as the human touch is ludicrous. Modern dance has the power to tell very emotional stories, especially so when there are two dancers present. Not all music videos are meant to be sexual. Especially this one.
tb to when I left my butt plug in class and no one knew it was mine :)
..why’d you bring your butt plug to class in the first place
