You either had a twilight phase or you had an anti-twilight phase and in either case you invested emotion in twilight, your twilight phase

…explainnn

america’s response to 9/11 caused my chemical romance to form in protest

mcr inspired stephanie meyer to write twilight

twilight gets a movie deal

michael sheen gets casted as aro in the twilight films

a reporter asks michael sheen why he’s in such a silly film series for such a silly genre

michael sheen defends the genre publicly and cites neil gaiman’s works

neil gaiman hears about this and reached out and they go to dinner and eat illegal octopus

neil gaiman and michael sheen become friends

years later neil gaiman finally gets to adapt good omens for tv and casts michael sheen as aziraphale

Ha more like

Black Mirror: As technology moves forward and becomes an integral part of our society how will we change? What does it mean to be human?

Twilight Zone: *long drag of cigarette* Let me tell you why you fucks deserve this hell you’ve created.

Allow me to explain:

• Gerard Way witnesses 9/11 and as a consequence, starts My Chemical Romance
• Stephanie Meyer sees My Chemical Romance and becomes inspired to write Twilight
• Somewhere in Rio de Janeiro, a man by the name of Felipe Neto is so outraged by the Twilight movies that he makes a hate video about them that goes so viral he becomes one of Brazil's biggest YouTubers
• His brother Luccas Neto rides off his fame and becomes a children's YouTuber
• Across the Atlantic, Portuguese children become obsessed with his videos. Like the lusophone Jake Paul
• Portuguese children watch his videos so fucking much that they begin talking like they're from Rio
• Portuguese parents are horrified by the Brazilian Portuguese but can't make it stop
• Brazilian Portuguese slowly eats alive the European Portuguese dialect

I'm stuck on the fact they really think that shit deserves an Emmy nomination

I AM wearing my glasses and I thought this was a screencap from Twilight

I have perfect vision and I thought this was a screencap from Twilight

holy fuck

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Likely helpful for various recon-oriented polytheists.