27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
The holy grail of searching through academic literature is coming across a string of publications that are like:
Here’s An Idea. Smith et al. 2016
Terrible Idea; a comment on Smith et al. 2016. Johnson 2016.
You’re Wrong Too; a response to Johnson 2016. Nelson 2016.
Guys Just Stop Fighting, None Of Us Know What’s Going On; a Review of the Current Literature. McBrien 2017.
Not even an exaggeration.
“If We Knew What We Were Doing, It Would Not be Called Research, Would It?”
Look at this graphic I made when I was drunk that I decided to use because I was too lazy to make another one.
I’m almost at 10k followers!! So I decided to make a follow forever! You might notice it looks a lot like the 5k follow forever, and that’s because the 5k one is only about a month an a half old, which is crazy!!
Anyway:
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My apologies if I missed someone! I love all of you <3
Anonymous asked:
Find a way to stay in academia maybe?
Anonymous asked:
That anon really just said "as an astrophysicist, do you believe in science?"
A lot of ppl think that being in academia I’m mild mannered and not about to give an hour and a half long lecture every semester that makes college kids cry about how our planet is getting fucked by capitalist greed
Dark Academia?? I’m sorry. I only subscribe to popofunk tacky academia
if you don’t get dressed at the abandoned clown factory before coming to class then don’t even talk to me.
no offense but I heard the evil scientist say he likes studying me better than you
Then why’s he up all night diluting my saliva? Check and mate.
well IM getting moved to a separate chamber tonight so he can keep an eye on me. What about that?
Please, he hasn’t even probed your mind yet. Besides, yesterday he told me that my blood diagnostics were, “abnormal” and “potentially hazardous”. How could you possibly compete with that?
*telekinesis throws a soda can at your head*
How dare you!!! Evil Scientist!!! Evil Scientist they’re resorting to violence!!! I do not feel very enriched right now!!! I need a bandage and an IV of juice!!!
this is exactly the behavior i’m talking about. You still need juice rewards and screens. I have evolved past these childish activities, I am a model experiment
*sounds of an evil scientist hurriedly scribbling down notes*
*sees a post bashing trans men while simultaneously putting trans women on a pedestal*
*post has over 10k notes*
me: it’s 2016. its fucking 2016 and i have to see this shit. i thought we’d grown out of this. i thought we weren’t gonna be so blatantly transphobic anymore. it is 20 fucking 16
*sees a post bashing trans men while simultaneously putting trans women on a pedestal*
*post has over 10k notes*
me: it’s 2016. its fucking 2016 and i have to see this shit. i thought we’d grown out of this. i thought we weren’t gonna be so blatantly transphobic anymore. it is 20 fucking 16
reblogging for the night crowd because if i see this shit on my dash again i will drag u down the stairs by ur hair thanks
@ellen im a mediocre white person, u wanna give me 10k?
