get watergund idiot
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If I were dating you I'd *rolls dice* use a meme *throws darts at a dart board* instead of dusting *fishes in a bucket* tangerines.
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Pls leave my tangerines alone
This Aquarium Picks The Naughtiest Penguin Of The Month
We thought that cats were absolutely shameless creatures but it turns out that penguins are no better either.
Photos by National Aquarium of New Zealand - Via Bored Panda
i wanted to see how many filters i could use on dr phil before it would atop recognizing it as a face so here it is
boat captain who fishes for human skin
i wanted to see how many filters i could use on dr phil before it would atop recognizing it as a face so here it is
boat captain who fishes for human skin
You turned him into boris johnson
i wanted to see how many filters i could use on dr phil before it would atop recognizing it as a face so here it is
boat captain who fishes for human skin
Boris Johnson
world heritage post
Β βhi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?β
βyeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?β
βabsolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?β
βuuuuuh hold onβ
*fishes something out of my pocket*
βmikey what do i do?β
βget the fries. youll need the energy in the coming daysβ
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
βuhh yes please Β the meal would be greatβ
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I took this picture of a sting ray at the aquarium while I was in San Francisco. I didn’t check the picture until later, but somehow the lighting there made it look like the sting ray is… I dunno. floating in space? ascending to heaven? it’s weird.
and I love it.
It looks like something that should be airbrushed on the side of a hippy van next to some kind of star wizard on a mountain and like 9 wolves