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This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.

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The year is 1 ATP (After Then Perish)

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The 17th of August, 2017 is the date that Then Perish was posted by Tumblr user Spooky-Grimwhoire. Friday will be exactly one year after the original posting of Then Perish. Mark your calendars.

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I’m still here just different url the know your meme article is outdated and yes it’s on Friday

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It is officially the 1 year anniversary kinda surreal tbh

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“Please save me! I’ll do anything for you!” “Then perish.”
“Hell is empty, and all the devils are here.”
“Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog?”
“…Then I shall face God, and walk backwards into hell.”
“…I’d strike the sun if it insulted me.” 

-All of these are from shitposts, regrettably not from literary classics.

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derdoktorsschnabel: “ jeaninetesori: “ this e.e. cummings poem is probably very Deep but honestly at this point it just reads like a shitpost to me ” 👌👌brIght💯💡💡💥 bRight s???💥💡💯 big 🔆🔅🔆(soft) soft near calm👌👍 (Bright)calm st?? holy (soft briGht...
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this e.e. cummings poem is probably very Deep but honestly at this point it just reads like a shitpost to me

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girlfrienb would be nice but i am not a likable person romantically speaking

im good at conversation sort of but i fear that someday ill run out and itll just be a loop of facts about hedy lamarr and bitching about modern turntable design

kaijuno

When in doubt just make verbal shitposts

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listen. if you evre say the word shitpost again in reference to me or my dealings with humans i am going to blow up your dad with a grenade

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thats the shitposting spirit

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girlfrienb would be nice but i am not a likable person romantically speaking

im good at conversation sort of but i fear that someday ill run out and itll just be a loop of facts about hedy lamarr and bitching about modern turntable design

kaijuno

When in doubt just make verbal shitposts

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listen. if you evre say the word shitpost again in reference to me or my dealings with humans i am going to blow up your dad with a grenade

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thats the shitposting spirit

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such shitpost strength here

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i’m going to rip your arm off and send you back to the marshes to bleed to death

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:)

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i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

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I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

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Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

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“that’s right

we’ll fuck your wife”

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IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU’RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER

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