27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
not sexually attracted to this guy not aesthetically attracted to him but a secret third thing
get three very different energies in the chat today
Apple: Cute. Realistic. A beautiful boy that wants to boop noses. 10/10
Google: Not realistic, makes me uncomfortable. Looks more like a mouse. There are dark secrets behind those eyes. 5/10
Facebook: This is a rabbit with a rat tail. I assume Mark Zuckerburg has never seen a rat before as he is an alien that has been on earth only for a few years. 7/10
Twitter: This is a cat toy you fools. 4/10
Microsoft: Possibly the most cursed. I do not trust this rat. This rat wants to steal my wallet. 1/10
Everyone so trusting of dogs. Ppl just adopt random stray dogs and THATs how you and your entire crew gets eaten by a parasitic alien on an isolated antarctic research base you FOOLS
no no you’re right, there’s no way this dog could be anything other than just a big babie. completely safe to give pets to. anyway come closer
Everyone so trusting of dogs. Ppl just adopt random stray dogs and THATs how you and your entire crew gets eaten by a parasitic alien on an isolated antarctic research base you FOOLS
Aziraphale can’t get wet, you fools. He walks on water. Rain literally slides right off of him. Crowley sinks, so Aziraphale covering him with his wing in Eden was much more than just polite, it was like a silent statement of “I know to be cold and wet is part of your punishment as one of the Fallen, but that just seems so unnecessary so I’ll keep you dry anyway.” That shit was straight up rebellious, Aziraphale is thoughtlessly kind in the most blasphemous way, it’s no wonder Crowley fell in love with him. In a weird way, being good is part of what makes Aziraphale a bastard.
Aziraphale
is
a
duck
So I need y’all to understand, it’s not just the treadmill, life with this cat is all yelling all day.
That’s a familiar and I am INFINITELY JEALOUS
SHE I SINGING YOU FOOLS. LET HER SING YOU HER SONGS
they lock tom brady in a room and only let him out to do football
Or he could just be an introvert.
I’ve only had a strawberry once, and am not interested in recreational stimulants.
im sorry i keep reblogging this over and over but i have been thinking about this comment all day
they lock tom brady in a room and only let him out to do football
Or he could just be an introvert.
I’ve only had a strawberry once, and am not interested in recreational stimulants.
im sorry i keep reblogging this over and over but i have been thinking about this comment all day
what the fuck
they lock tom brady in a room and only let him out to do football
Or he could just be an introvert.
I’ve only had a strawberry once, and am not interested in recreational stimulants.
im sorry i keep reblogging this over and over but i have been thinking about this comment all day
