27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
attention to all dashcon attendees
someone urinated into the ballpit while it was empty and posted it in the tag
stay out of the ballpit
there are people who think this is a joke
this is not a joke
please stay out of the ballpit for the safety of your health
Ancient scribes detailing horrible events
Hello everyone! I am so very pleased to announce that we are now collecting funds for Dashcon 2021!
That’s right! Coming March 2021, we will be holding the second official Dashcon in Schaumburg Illinois, featuring panels such as:
Donate here to help make Dashcon the best it can be! 💜
*Masks will not be required anywhere besides the ball pit.
If this was real I would be like Michael fucking Herr all over this war crime
Most of you don’t know this but I really got my start on this website from being like a fucking war correspondent all over dashcon in 2014. I talked to the people that went, I talked to panel members, I talked to the organizers. I went from like 2k to 7k followers over those few days. Dashcon birthed this mess you see today
thats it im in hell remembering all of theese fucking goodnight
you reveal how little time youve spent on tumblr by calling the january 2015 incident the time where the entire website broke. That happened WEEKLY in 2013.
sharkosupreme-deactivated201911 asked:
Dashcon
Never forget dashcon
Anonymous asked:
I have seen the rise and fall of empires
Most of you don’t know this but I really got my start on this website from being like a fucking war correspondent all over dashcon in 2014. I talked to the people that went, I talked to panel members, I talked to the organizers. I went from like 2k to 7k followers over those few days. Dashcon birthed this mess you see today
But are you ready to do it again?
War never changes.
It’s been three years since DashCon and Fyre Fest has happened. Meaning that in accordance to the Rule of Three, in another three years, a third and final gathering catastrophe will occur with its own symbol joining the ball pit and concierge stand to create an ungodly trifecta.
I cannot wait.
dashcon: Tumblr
fyre fest: Instagram
I for one hope this Prophesied Third Catastrophe will lure all the Reddit MRAs into the woods and leave them there
So…the 2020 Republican National Convention.
like to charge reblog to cast
god yall remember the shitshow that was rainfurrest 2015
as someone who was there when dashcon happened i can honestly tell you that rainfurrest was 1000 times worse
ripetrash-deactivated20201209 asked:
is the dashcon ballpit baby thing real
Surprisingly, no one actually peed, was born, or was conceived in the ball pit
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That’s the fucking dashcon ballpit I could recognize it anywhere
