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Encounter: just a regular horse. Roll for Perception. 2? Okay, yeah, just a regular horse.
Item: normal horse
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I love this because it illustrates that even realistic art takes certain liberties to exaggerate features, proportions, and colors that might not exist in real lighting/faces.
Except Beethovan. The AI decided "fuck it" and himbofied that poor man.
Look me in the eye and tell me you didn’t need Fuckable Beethoven in your life.
ur a coward if u wouldn’t fuck Beethoven as he was
christmas-khaleesi asked:
Hmmm ask the potential consequences for the next generation of children and how they might be affected by the lead levels?
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this is what you see before you die
You guys . . . No. If the only thing I ever teach you is that lichens, moss, and algae are not hurting trees, then this entire endeavor will have been worth it. Who out there is looking at a fucking tree, seeing something growing on it, and stewing over it? I am imagining some man noticing a tree trunk for the first time in his godforsaken life and thinking "hmmm . . . That can't be right." Like not looking at a single other tree trunk, just worriedly turning it over in his head. Lying in bed, trying to fall asleep, can't stop thinking about that weird fuzzy stuff they saw on a tree earlier. Then he googles and sees this and can finally relax. The world is right again. Maybe next time he is out he looks at another tree and *gasp* there it is again! And suddenly it's everywhere: moss in the cracks of the sidewalk, lichen on the telephone poles, a slime of green algae on the subway wall. Suddenly the world is alive, and he no longer has to worry.
When I lived in Florida I discovered that a lot of people believe the *air plants* are "sucking the life" out of trees.
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