uhhh your honour please let the record show that the defendant won't stop making jerk off gestures every time i get up to talk. well no he is because i can hear his handcuffs jingling when he does it. your honour can you get him to stop please
your honour let the record show that i'm not being a little bitch about it. no i'm not. no i'm not. no i'm not no i'm not no i'm not
