I’m actually delighted I’m popular enough to have people make up rumors about me like there are actually cancelable things I have done and regret but people choose to make things up anyway and it’s actually such a confidence boost that ppl have to stoop so low and embarrass themselves like that
Like one time someone started a rumor that I went to their college and every day I would bully them about Pluto not being a planet like that is the funniest shit to me because OP didn’t even live in the same country as me
