I, for one, love our country’s giant metal trans woman who welcomes immigrants as they arrive here from across the Atlantic

Since the poem written on her base was taken from a poem written by Emma Lazarus a Jewish woman I’ve decided that makes Lady Liberty a giant metal Jewish trans woman 

the statue of liberty is a large trans jew and she is my girlfriend

I found answers.

The statue was made by the attorney Jack Kershaw, best known for being a racist cunt, a terrible artist, and defending James Earl Ray, the man who killed Martin Luther King Jr.

He was ridiculed for his piss poor statue until the day he died

some thoughts for america 2.0:

• national anthem is gasolina
  
• no founding fathers whatsoever but maybe we give dwayne the rock johnson a mountain statue or two
• let’s do way, way less genocide this time. im thinking definitely like 0% of the genocide from the last time, that seems good
• maybe more holidays about dogs

UPDATE: He bought it for almost 400 dollars

UPDATE 2: upon taking it out he realized it had a plug attached to it and got super psyched to plug it in and see what it does and it just…… does jackshit for like fifteen seconds and there’s dead silence before its VERY SLOWLY opening its mouth and letting out the saddest, shittiest slowed down croak I have ever head in my life and just….. he loves it. His face is lit up like a child on christmas morning. I’ve found purity in the most unexpected place

Is this the frog? I saw him when I was in Nashville at the American Pickers store. He was too big to fit on the plane. 

WE HAVE CONFIRMATION ON THE FROG, I REPEAT, WE’VE GOT CONFIRMATION ON THE FROG