This is a mosaic depicting the labeled figures of Andromeda, Perseus, and Ketos, a sea-serpent from which we derive the term “cetacean” for whales. (“Ballene comes from the Latin ballaena, which was borrowed from the Greek phallaina, from phallus, because whales kinda just look like swollen dicks.) The Greek is easy to decipher if you’re familiar with Δ signifying “d, delta” Ρ signifying “r, rho” and Π signifying “p, pi” and if you weren’t now you are. Another thing to note is that the sigmas are what we call “lunate,” meaning that they look like C instead of Σ, but both signify “s.” Here’s the same labeled scene on an older, Corinthian vase:
What in the hell? First off, dude’s written backwards. Early forms of writing both Semitic and European (who got theirs from a Semitic source) could be written backwards and forwards and up and down. There are Greek inscriptions written in the boustrophedon manner, in which the text would go left to right and then right to left. As folks outside of a small scribal class became literate, orientation and direction were standardized, which occurred after eastern and western scripts had already diverged, hence Indo-European left-right and Semitic right-left. This is an early Greek inscription, when writing Greek backwards was as normal as forward, so we get a backward Perseus and Andromeda and a forward Ketos. Greek would later be incapable of this, but it’s possible that the artist intended to have the Ketos forward to show aggression and Perseus and Andromeda backward to show companionship and defense. A couple other peculiar things: the Corinthian alphabet closed their Es, making something like a B (their B looked like an all-right-angled N); instead of inheriting the sigma, Σ, from the Phoenicians, they took the san, M (but with a shallower V between the two upright strokes, basically the same letter angled 90 degrees). It’s a shame we can’t see the M in “Andromeda” because the Corinthians wrote it M, that is, with a deeper angle between the upright strokes than their san, or like the kinda messed up N, nu. See, early Greek alphabets didn’t have two upright strokes in N and M, they had a single upright on the left and a wavy squiggle on top, one dip for N and two dips for M (notice that giving another stroke from the end of N you’d get an approximate M). These two letters look alike because they both represent “nasal” sounds which involve the nose to be voiced. The Greek alphabet wasn’t standardized until the Romans and neither it nor the Latin alphabet had a lowercase until the Byzantines, who also gave Greek its diacritical marks—smooth or rough breathing ( ̓/ ̔), acute or grave accents( ́/ ̀), the circumflex ( ͂), etc. Fun fact: the Greek lowercase iota, ι, got the tittle in Latin alphabets because of an obsolete diacritical mark it stole, something like half an umlaut (ü). J, j, looks like i because after the acquisition of the tittle we started writing consonantal i’s—which sounded more like y’s—like j, an i with a y lower stroke. Yep, i’s in Latin could be consonantal, both initial and mid-position, like Iuvenalis/Juvenal or Aias/Ajax. Consonantal u’s made v’s (again, both initial and mid-position like Juvenal) and the sound made by two consecutive u’s before another vowel—“oowoo”—became the double-u, w, originally written out as “uu.” So if there was a Roman poet UUUUENALIS, we’d render it Vuvuenalis but in time it’d become Wuvenal, which might further morph into Wuvenu and then eventually uwu and you’d exasperatedly wonder “what’s this?”
People think this is just a joke but Alan Turing was the inventor of the computer and his sexuality was illegal in his time (which was not even 100 years ago) and he was arrested. They put him on drugs that destroyed his genius brain and committed suicide a year after being covicted. He was gay and a war hero as well. He helped to break enigma which was a German code that they put all their messages through. He shorted WWII by two years and saved so many lives in the process.
True story: my mother, somehow, raised three goddamn trekkies, but this is the ONLY Star Trek anything that she likes. (we saw it in the theater the summer before I turned 12)
When old people in England complain about all of the immigrants, I always reply:
“Well then perhaps England shouldn’t have run around the planet sticking its dick in every bloody country. Inviting them over for tea is the least England can do.”
“The English have a reputation for invading lots of different countries and then being really annoyed when those people follow them home” - Tommy Tiernan
The very excited blonde lady owns the resort where this is taken. She’s super excited because this is the closest they’ve ever come in before. Everyone else is less excited because this was taken crack of dawn; when blonde lady realized how close the whales were coming, she ran around waking everybody up to see it.
imagine if the oceans were replaced by forests and if you went into the forest the trees would get taller the deeper you went and there’d be thousands of undiscovered species and you could effectively walk across the ocean but the deeper you went, the darker it would be and the animals would get progressively scarier and more dangerous and instead of whales there’d be giant deer and just wow
There was a post about how, if we only added muscle and skin to whales without considering massive amounts of blubber and cartilage, they would look extremely skinny based on their skeletons, but it’s extremely hard to tell if they would have had blubber based on their skeletons alone. If we had to reconstruct them from skeletons alone, like we would with dinosaurs, they would be slim and sleek.
It’s been a while since we checked in on how the Renaissance is doing with its ocean mysteries, so here is a marine biology update circa 1550.
Seals come in two forms:
Buff
& Triangular
Walruses are horrifying
But whales are worse
Fish can have human faces
but not always where you’d expect
As for the rest
… it’s probably better left alone.
[All images except chest face fish from Historiae animalium liber IV : De piscium & aquatilium animantium natura. Chest face fish from The noble lyfe & natures of man of bestes, serpentys, fowles & fisshes yt be moste knowen]
Can you imagine thinking animals actually looked like this? Like I know there’s stylization here, but if I was an uneducated peasant in 1550 who saw these I might be religious too.