Ex Astris Scientia

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Ex Astris Scientia

27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com

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the-smooth-endoplasmic-reticulum asked:

Honestly the new “skeleton drama” is so stupid omg, some girl bought an old skeleton in a flea market, they told her there it was hanging in some university before... then she uploaded a selfie with said skeleton, making a kissy face at it, and everyone fucking lost it. It’s like, the skeleton definitely doesn’t care, cause it’s dead, so why does anyone else care? It’s not like she killed him... jeez sometimes I swear everyone on this god forsaken website is just looking to start drama...

I mean was it a kids skeleton tho? Is there any documentation on who it was or?

sometimes i see a rly funny post dragging a popular tumblr acct but they follow me and im a coward

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whimsical--dragon

that5pookyone that5pookyone

My Mom’s sitting outside our house on our dock. She’s sitting on a deck chair with our house skeleton sitting beside her. She’s set up two glasses of champagne on the little deck chair table.

Our skeleton is wearing a wide-brimmed hat for sun protection.

thisgirllikestoarty

#what are you doing mom

enjoying some pleasant company?

that5pookyone that5pookyone

he seems nice enough

kaijuno

Is your skeleton ready to hatch? Hooray!

rad--max

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majikkant

The picture in the background of the second one

pizzaismylifepizzaisking

Tama is boss

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gatochick

THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM

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Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away… An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the cat’s funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]

retro-geek

For those who haven’t read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. She’s now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.

skeleton-tiddies

ahhh gentle pure tama!! <333 for those down about tama’s passing, a good ending–the station has found a successor to her! another calico named nitama (literally TAMA TWO) who was irl buddies with tama off duty AND was a kitty receptionist while tama was around (yes there are RECEPTIONIST CATS at this train station bless it there is a full cat bureaucracy and job market). nitama is pretty chill about the hat and while not as serene as tama was, will undoubtedly come into it with age and experience.

nitama being officially sworn in as new stationmaster.

she also has an A+ face and loves sticking her tongue out. im serious google this cat like 70% of the pictures shes going BLEP its great.

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spacemancharisma

haven’t seen this on tumblr yet, and tis the season

uranodioning

[caption]
driver, muttering: god damnit, it’s paul.
driver, at full volume: mornin’ paul!
paul, cheerfully: the world will be reduced to ash!
driver, muttering again: jesus christ that guy creeps me out.
[/caption]

lauf-aiya-rson

[additionally the driver is brian david gilbert, paul is a skeleton sitting on a bench with its arm sticking in the air, and the voice of paul is also brian david gilbert]