Ex Astris Scientia β€” the only video that matters

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the only video that matters

ohmyoverland

[Video description:

A white man standing in a green forest asks “where are all the masculine men?” while bobbing his head for emphasis.

The video cuts to a beefy man wearing a tank top, fairy wings, and makeup says in a deep voice: “we’re having a birthday partyyy”.

While he holds out the end of “party”, rock music starts playing. His two young daughters start yelling and playing air guitar on fake flowers, also wearing makeup and pink clothes. The camera zooms in on his face. End ID.]

swiftrunnerfelidae

[Addendum: the music in question is the track DOOM from the video game DOOM (2016)]

wellamarke

I think it’s even more important to note that he calls it a princess party. No plain old birthday party for this guy.