Help the evil scientist who strapped me to the dissection table is definitely fruity and frustratingly attractive
alternate title: young children gawk at flaming homosexuals
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Another alternate title: the bailey school kids need to mind their own damn business
the covers with women are equally gay
so basically having these obnoxious kids pry into your personal life is mlm/wlw solidarity
So am i the only one thinkinf the ghoul looks cute asf or
Seriously…every cover is like this
you either die a bailey school kid or you live long enough to see yourself become the gay cryptid.
no offense but I heard the evil scientist say he likes studying me better than you
Then why’s he up all night diluting my saliva? Check and mate.
well IM getting moved to a separate chamber tonight so he can keep an eye on me. What about that?
Please, he hasn’t even probed your mind yet. Besides, yesterday he told me that my blood diagnostics were, “abnormal” and “potentially hazardous”. How could you possibly compete with that?
*telekinesis throws a soda can at your head*
How dare you!!! Evil Scientist!!! Evil Scientist they’re resorting to violence!!! I do not feel very enriched right now!!! I need a bandage and an IV of juice!!!
this is exactly the behavior i’m talking about. You still need juice rewards and screens. I have evolved past these childish activities, I am a model experiment
*sounds of an evil scientist hurriedly scribbling down notes*
Tammy and the T-Rex (1994) dir. Stewart Raffill
An evil scientist implants the brain of Michael (Paul Walker), a murdered high school student, into a Tyrannosaurus. He escapes, wreaks vengeance on his high school tormentors, and is reunited with his sweetheart Tammy (Denise Richards).
Excuse me WHAT THE FU—
The 90’s were weird
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I feel like a condensed matter physicist could make a good classic evil scientist too they have actual labs with weird shit in them
In my lab I had a laser that could eat through metal and a 12 tesla magnet that we had to keep at about 4 Kelvin with liquid helium and those can totally be used for super evil stuff
sometimes i truly forget that everyone sees characters straight as default bc i saw a comment like “next thing you know they’ll make luke skywalker gay” and im just…….. he…. he is ?
I keep thinking about that text post that’s like “don’t worry Mr. Skywalker. I saw your Chanel boots”
This one
when someone adds “literally me” to ur text post
Literally me
Being up at 4-5 am is like loading in a level but the textures haven’t loaded all the way through yet.
i like this text post a lot because it’s a comparison between two extremely different styles of humor despite it, effectively, being the same joke
i used the word yall in a text post AND
AND THEN BEFORE I COULD REPLY THEY MADE IT SO I COULDN’T RESPOND TO THEM BECAUSE I WASN’T A MUTUAL IM S H I T T I N G