Ex Astris Scientia — On my 21st birthday (also St. Patrick’s day, so...

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On my 21st birthday (also St. Patrick’s day, so basically everyone in this situation is drunk) my parents took me to a casino and I ran into this big fluffy Samoyed service dog and I like melted on the spot and the owner saw this and was like “oh! Pet him, he loves it!!” So I spent my 21st birthday being drunk and sitting on the floor of this casino petting a big fuzzy dog