27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
me about to do some dumb shit in front of my friends
me: overwatch is p cool and i like the characters i guess
overwatch: hey tracer is gay
me: [bUYS GAME] [BUYS DLC] [BUYS MERCH] WOW WHAT A GREAT GAME HOO BOY GAME OF THE YEAR BEST GAME EVER MADE OVERWATCH IS SO GREAT [BANGING POTS AND PANS TOGETHER] HEY ALL U PEOPLE,,
D.va maintenance - Overwatch fan art by Antoine Collignon
“Fan art time ! I wanted to create a more mature version of D-va from
overwatch. In this overwatch parallel universe, she is around 30 - 35
years old and her mech has been evolving with new technology.”
More D.Va related art on my tumblr [here]
More Overwatch related art on my tumblr [here]
I had a dream they announced all the women in Overwatch were lesbians and you could get a poster with all of them on it that said “LESBIANS” in the Overwatch font
this took me like an hour but i did it @jasonptodd
hey guys, I’m doing a survey! reblog this and tag:
• your zodiac sign
• who you main in overwatch
• which overwatch character you want to rail your ass
the funniest thing i’ve ever heard on a multiplayer online game period was when I was playing competitive overwatch and this dude took THE LOUDEST AND LONGEST bong hit i have ever heard and then said completely without context “my mom’s boyfriend is pressing assault charges against me.” “why” “for assaulting him”
the funniest thing i’ve ever heard on a multiplayer online game period was when I was playing competitive overwatch and this dude took THE LOUDEST AND LONGEST bong hit i have ever heard and then said completely without context “my mom’s boyfriend is pressing assault charges against me.” “why” “for assaulting him”
The tumblr app got bugged and I legit thought this was all straight faced nonverbal shitposting
This is how I read all posts about overwatch
nothing in overwatch can ever compare to TF2 sprays
hey how come that furry in the diaper looks a lot like OP’s icon
Listen. I’m gonna level with you. I’m gonna be straight with you. I’m gonna be up front about this.
I already don’t know what Overwatch is. There’s a gorilla and some lesbians and guns but yall never play the gorilla I don’t know. And then sometimes if that wasn’t bad enough sometimes you go and just invent new Overwatches. Like just when I’m getting a handle on what “Junkrat kin discourse” is yall show up with “This is my new OC her name is Grandma Sniper” and then SHE’S part of the Overwatchers. “This is Swedish Beefcake” could yall? not?? I still don’t know what a Hanzo is. I know it’s an insult but I don’t know what it means.
“This is my new doctor OC she hangs out with Angela Mercy her name is Moriarty” yall are just making things up now. no one’s explained the gorilla yet. put the doctor away yall already have like a fucking half angel or something. stop just adding characters to the cast i still dont know what the plot is. whats the plot?? no one ever talks about the plot i just know Soldier 69 and his best friend Anakin Skywalker had a fight about something. is there a plot??? i dont think there is!
I’m pretty sure yall are just playing Super Smash Bros and you’re like “yeah uh huh theres a plot theres lore see Grandma Sniper used to be part of Overwatch the Prequel” but then yall just play 10,000 hours of SSB with 18 Grandma Snipers on the field and two Junkrats going “yeah deep lore”
Whos. Whos even the Turgbjorn guy? What did he do??
