Ex Astris Scientia — i jumped out of bed in a cold sweat to make...

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i jumped out of bed in a cold sweat to make this

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id: first image is the tumblr halloween icon, which depicts a skeleton-like ghoul in a spooky red robe. the second image is the same ghoul, now photoshopped to look like they're dabbing. end id

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