me: what do you need to do, doc???
tumblr surgeon: Hehe! :3 im gonna have to snoot your liver because you;re a silly pepe shitpost meme who didnt drink 8 cups of water a day!!!!
me *trying to get up*: let me go i dont want the surgery anymore
tumblr surgeon *forcibly restraining me*: Uwu that wasnt very fall out boy of you!!! ur smol liver needs some frick frack… hehe :3
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About the update
Like. Okay. The reply inline system they were using before has been used on forums and threads for DECADES. Ever since we first use the computer we see the reply system that tumblr used to have. Our eyes have been trained to read conversations on the internet like that. And then Tumblr applies this new system, of reading a convo the same way we read an article. It doesn’t work because we’re used to seeing a new line, a new indentation, as a new person talking. The new system is set up like an article, without much of a visual queue to indicate that a new person is speaking. That’s my main problem. It’s making everything so much more difficult to read, especially for people with trouble reading. It makes me wonder just what kind of site the staff thinks they’re running. This is not an article site. This is a chat site. Its a conversation site. This is a multiple narrative site. They’re going against how literally every other thread site on the internet goes. They’ve made a horrible move here, in my opinion.
Tumblr 2017
- clown names drama
- a hitler kin troll blogger crytypes over people not liking their kin
- sixpenceee owns a child slave
- shitpost-senpai goes to a maid cafe and gets ignored
- piss jello
- that dude who wanted to own a human pet
- papatulus gets dragged
- Someone faked having HIV to write a HIV Hamiton fanfic and gets called out by a cannibal mermaid Hamiton fic writer
- a popular blogger gets called out for reblogging angry birds porn
- dandymeowth’s 16GB aphobe list
I thought this was a joke post about 2018 predictions and lemme tell u the sequence of emotions I went through slowly realizing these were all real things from this year is one I’ve never felt before
Dayton Daily News, Ohio, April 5, 1950
damn you could really just fucking say anything back in the day, huh?
you can say anything now this reads exactly like a modern day shitpost on tumblr.com
hold on i gotta make a post
there are many things tumblr as a whole has to learn but one of them is “someone can reblog a post without them endorsing every action the op has ever taken, we are not beholden to do background checks on the producers of every shitpost on the internet”
Uh oh! Baby Boy is on Tumblr! I’m John Mulaney and this is my first post. I am silly but also a guys’ guy. This is my best photo.
I cant believe this is actually john mulaney and not a parody blog created for the sole purpose of making this shitpost
Uh oh! Baby Boy is on Tumblr! I’m John Mulaney and this is my first post. I am silly but also a guys’ guy. This is my best photo.
I cant believe this is actually john mulaney and not a parody blog created for the sole purpose of making this shitpost
I just got a new laptop and it doesn’t have AdBlocker yet and I swear to god I’ve never seen an ad on tumblr because I just watched a 3 minute video about Cruise Holidays because I thought it was an elaborate shitpost
Anonymous asked:
(I’ve got a few of these in my ask box so I’m just going to answer this one with all the information I have.)
Tumblr user pizza, along with 10-12 other popular blogs were terminated because apparently they were being paid to promote this weight loss pill scam, which is against tumblr’s terms and conditions.
Another thing, pizza has made some pretty racist comments and for a while had a “ni****fights” tag along with some other racist tags as well as some other problematic stuff (http://tsarbucks.tumblr.com/post/72150571279/pizza-awfullydistracted-pizza). So generally people are pretty happy she’s gone.
Update: pizza has another blog (I think its her) and its larrytattoos (as of 2015), where she confirms her deletion was because of the weight loss pill scam.
Hope this helped!
I shitpost when I’m feeling down
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