27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
Got my ebt card we ballin in this Kroger today
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#gettin fuckin MILK #some fuckin #PASTAAnonymous asked:
self care is throwing ur phone at the cops as they try to get u off the roof after some fuckin square who doesn’t know how to party called 911
Transcript: Why does this shit always ha - every time I go to the beach, some fuckin mollusk or dead thing pulls up. Are you at least alive? I mean, I don’t remember you being on my towel, so I’m gonna [pokes the crab] oh! wait [pokes it again] Oh! Big boy. [gasps as the crab runs away] He’s a fa - what the fuck? Does he - live in the sea? [gasps]
Anonymous asked:
G – ghosts, are they real - Listen. Listen to me. I’m a huge skeptic abt aliens and bigfoot and all that other bullshit but listen to me. I’ve seen too much shit man. I’ve seen too many things. Ghosts are fuckin real and oh boy have i got some fuckin stories
I hate this class the prof was questioning us about the etymology of the “co” prefix and he was trying to get us to say “complementary” and he said “okay what words do we know that start with “co”? And some fuckin kid in the back perked up and was jus,t “corn”
I made chicken cavatelli today and it didn’t taste like shit this is a big accomplishment for me
“Oh Bother…” - Pooh Bear
im sorry pooh bear’s what now
I’m sorry, there’s poster paint in this?????
Is that what you’re all fixating on?
It’s a recipe based on Winnie the Pooh and yet it contains no honey whatsoever.
Who the hell puts honey in their pasta????? You sound so insane right now
Caboose would totally be that talkative kid from next door who keeps making macaroni art for Mr Red Dad.
At first Sarge was super confused because Caboose just popped up one day and shoved a gooey pasta mess in his direction but now he’s pretty much accustomed to it.
(Though you can bet your ass that there’s always space on the red fridge for the blue kid’s latest creation.)
