Ex Astris Scientia — I was going to become an accountant but I had a...

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I was going to become an accountant but I had a nightmare about having sex with the number 7. The nightmare part wasn't the sex, it was consensual on my part. I started panicking about whether a number could consent and the number called me out for disrespecting its independence and I woke up sobbing. I don't know why but this is intrinsically linked to the time of my life I wanted to be an accountant. Anyway now I'm majoring in nuclear physics

I… congrats about being a physicist?