π¦ time for crab π¦
today i summoned 6 crabs! i caught one 💰 of them. i became friends with 2 🌼 of them. 2 fell in love with me 💙
group picture!!!
🦀💙🦀💙🦀🌼🦀🌼🦀🦀💰
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today i summoned 6 crabs! i caught one 💰 of them. i became friends with 2 🌼 of them. 2 fell in love with me 💙
group picture!!!
🦀💙🦀💙🦀🌼🦀🌼🦀🦀💰
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#time for crab #crab time #crustacean nation #crab #clackTranscript: Why does this shit always ha - every time I go to the beach, some fuckin mollusk or dead thing pulls up. Are you at least alive? I mean, I don’t remember you being on my towel, so I’m gonna [pokes the crab] oh! wait [pokes it again] Oh! Big boy. [gasps as the crab runs away] He’s a fa - what the fuck? Does he - live in the sea? [gasps]
Item: Cadbury Crab Eggs. Appear to be standard confectionery, but when eaten, a live and angry blue crab emerges, presumably attacking the eater.
this is just a part of maryland culture
Carina Nebula
Rosette Nebula
Heart Nebula
Fairy Pillar Nebula
Orion Nebula
Eagle Nebula
Flame Vista Nebula
Crab Nebula
Before I un-muted all I thought was “Damn, that crab looks so gangster.”
how did so much happen in 6 seconds
me, during sex: whats wrong
her: nothing
me, taking off the huge cowboy hat with neon lights that say “crab ranch” on it: no somethings wrong i can tell
I’ve gone through almost 24 years of life and I’ve never seen a crab eat until just now.
Such tiny mouthfuls in such big hands